Posted Monday/October 11, 1999; 4:50 a.m. PDT

“Joey to the Gallow$” DOESN’T mean “Hang Joey” (well maybe by his thumbs until we see tears...but no longer), let’s just get that out RIGHT up front. So don’t go starting any rumors that WeTheFans.com is advocating violence. WE ARE NOT! What WE ARE advocating, is what hockey Fans in Ottawa had the GUTS to do. So on behalf of Seattle Seahawk season ticket-holders, WeTheFans.com is preparing a Breach of Contract, Class Action Lawsuit against Joey Galloway.

Hung up on myself!

Hey, Joey went to the gallows! Joey Galloway “hung out” the Seattle Seahawks corporation, First & Goal, Inc!! Joey Galloway hung out his teammates!!! Joey Galloway hung out TV Guide !!!! Joey Galloway hung out every magazine whose cover he was on during the pre-season!!!!! But MOST OF ALL, Joey Galloway hung out the Fans!!!!!!

I did it my way!

There’s “Carlito’s Way” and there’s “Gallow$way.” Carlito’s Way is...oh, just rent the video. Gallow$way is: 1) unprofessionally holding out while under contract; 2) absolutely not negotiating in good faith by coming to training camp while working on the deal; 3) vexatiously demanding to be the highest paid receiver in the league after being ranked 27th last year; 4) adamantly refusing an offer to be the second highest paid receiver in the league after being ranked 27th last year; 5) completely scoffing at Mike Holmgren’s Super Bowl-proven system; 6) unfortunately not setting his watch to “Now Time;” 7) dramatically devaluing each Seahawk season ticket-holders’ eight home game tickets.

Gallow$way was a slap in the face to ALL Seattle Seahawks Fans. Joey went to the gallows with absolutely no regard for Seahawk Fans, who for years, have patiently waited for ALL THE PIECES TO BE IN PLACE. By bringing an action against Hangman Joe, WeTheFans.com will ensure that no “non-free agent” EVER takes Seahawk season ticket-holders “his way” again! Ottawa Senators season ticket-holders made history in Canada ; Seahawk season ticket-holders will make history in the United States! Sports in the 21st Century will be different! Stay tuned!

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