3.15.2
#6 Most Wanted Sports Fugitive
CRIMINAL STUPIDITY
RUBEN RIVERA
 Usual appearance |
 Known disguise |
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Aliases: Five Fingers Freddy The Former Yankee
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DESCRIPTION
| Date of Birth: | 11/14/73 | Hair: | Black |
| College: | Unknown | Eyes: | Brown |
| Height: | 6'3" | Complexion: | Brown |
| Weight: | 208 pounds | Sex: | Male |
| Build: | Athletic | ||
| Occupation: | Freshly Unemployed | Race: | To find another job |
| Nationality: | Panamanian | ||
| Scars and Marks: | Ugly "$800,000 slash" in bank account | ||
| Remarks: | Suffers from CHRONIC case of "Criminally Insane Stupidity" | ||
CAUTION
RIVERA IS BEING SOUGHT IN CONNECTION WITH THE "MOST STUPID HEIST" IN BASEBALL HISTORY
CONSIDERED ARMED WITH A LOADED, DOUBLE-BARREL EGO AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS WHEN CONFRONTED WITH DOING SOMETHING RIDICULOUSLY STUPID!
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING
THIS PERSON (or others), PLEASE CONTACT THE
Fans Bureau of Instigation
REWARD
WeTheFans.com is offering NO reward for information leading directly to the explanation of Joey's disappearance. It's just Internet Satire!
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