3.15.2
#5 Most Wanted Sports Fugitive
TRIPPIN'!
DARRYL STRAWBERRY
 Usual appearance |
Known disguise |
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Aliases: Trippin' TOO hard to think of one.
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DESCRIPTION
| Date of Birth: | 3/12/62 | Hair: | Illegally shaved |
| College: | Unknown | Eyes: | Shut wide open |
| Height: | 6'6" | Complexion: | Brown |
| Weight: | 215 pounds | Sex: | Wasn't supposed to |
| Build: | Athletic | ||
| Occupation: | Yankee Something | Race: | Against time |
| Nationality: | American | ||
| Scars and Marks: | See: "Strike 333 file." | ||
| Remarks: | Suffers from CHRONIC case of “I'm STILL Darryl Strawberry DAMMIT-the rules don't apply to me-I've got two World Series rings and coulda, shoulda, woulda been a Hall of Famer-so KISS MY ASS-ITIS" | ||
CAUTION
STRAWBERRY IS BEING SOUGHT IN CONNECTION WITH CRIMINALLY TRIPPIN' LIKE NO ONE ELSE WE CAN THINK OF AT THIS TIME. OH WAIT...OK HE'S SECOND TO MIKE TYSON, BUT WAY AHEAD IN "NUMBER OF CHANCES."
CONSIDERED ARMED WITH A LOADED, DOUBLE-BARREL EGO AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS WHEN TOLD, "NOW DON'T DO THIS!"
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING
THIS PERSON (or others), PLEASE CONTACT THE
Fans Bureau of Instigation
REWARD
WeTheFans.com is offering NO reward for information leading directly to the explanation of Joey's disappearance. It's just Internet Satire!
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